Jamie
Pool Organizer
A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.
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Post by Jamie on Apr 28, 2007 18:38:15 GMT -5
When you are sad, I will give you a beer, slap you, and say, "Cry me a f**king river you fat f**king baby... Now drink up."
When you are scared, I will comfort you... and try to convince you that they will not search the trunk.
When you are worried, I will buy not one but two cases. That ought to hold us until 8pm.
When you are lost, I will lead you back to your room... so that you can pass out with your boy/girlfriend and they can take care of your drunk ass.
When you are hungry, I will be a true friend... and keep you from adding on to your fat ass and hide the post-drinking munchies.
When you are delirious with superhuman strength, I will sit your ass on the couch... and keep you from getting your drunk ass kicked.
When you are confused, I will explain to you how sometimes ugly people look like supermodels when you are drunk.
This is my oath... I pledge until the end. Why you may ask?
Because you're my beer drinking friend!
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amber
Super Cool Nurse
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Post by amber on Apr 28, 2007 18:49:29 GMT -5
I'll drink to that (is vodka okay?)
;D ;D
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gojets
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Post by gojets on Apr 28, 2007 20:38:15 GMT -5
I like the fact that you will buy 2 cases.....I'm glad you are my beer buddie...... ;D
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Jamie
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Post by Jamie on Apr 28, 2007 21:39:30 GMT -5
Even if I am a Neanderthal?
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gojets
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Post by gojets on Apr 29, 2007 3:04:15 GMT -5
I also love the fact that men are animals..... another PWI Jon?
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gojets
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Post by gojets on Apr 29, 2007 3:11:52 GMT -5
Hey Jon.you fucker......are you awake? I know you are. PWI PWI PWI
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Jon
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Go Jets Go!
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Post by Jon on Apr 29, 2007 3:32:42 GMT -5
Oh my god.... she's clearly got into the glue again!  |
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gojets
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Post by gojets on Apr 29, 2007 3:41:04 GMT -5
shit man......I don't do glue...hahaha.......just BUD
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Jon
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Go Jets Go!
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Post by Jon on Apr 29, 2007 4:14:06 GMT -5
Bud, glue.... same toxin, different bottle ;d
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Sheri
Xray Chic
Listen to the bunny and nobody gets hurt!
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Post by Sheri on Apr 29, 2007 10:03:43 GMT -5
LMAO @ glue lady.
omg my freakin head hurts from laughin @ McPee, I need to lay down.
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Sheri
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Post by Sheri on Apr 29, 2007 10:04:28 GMT -5
ROFL @ McPee.... I'm not changing that... it's too funny.
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Jamie
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Post by Jamie on Apr 29, 2007 14:01:13 GMT -5
Speakin of McPhee...we need to spray the furniture. Damn guy was humpin our chairs.  |
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gojets
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Post by gojets on May 1, 2007 21:26:13 GMT -5
That McPhee is a horny little bugger isn't he?
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Sheri
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Post by Sheri on May 2, 2007 22:40:51 GMT -5
I don't know if he's horny. We never really got into that kind of conversation.
I do however know that he would like to be the wall in the Beyonce and Shakira video.
My wall will never be the same.
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gojets
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Post by gojets on May 3, 2007 16:17:49 GMT -5
Well if he's humpin' the chairs....he's horny..
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