Temperature Conversions

[Jamie]

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50* Fahrenheit (10* C) New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Canadians plant gardens.
40* Fahrenheit (4.4*C) Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians sunbathe.
35* Fahrenheit (1.6*C) Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive
with the windows down.
32* Fahrenheit (0* C) Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets
thicker.
0* Fahrenheit (-17.9*C) New York city landlords finally turn on the
heat. Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-40* Fahrenheit (-40* C) Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent
some videos.
-60* Fahrenheit (-51* C) Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl
Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100* Fahrenheit (-73* C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173* Fahrenheit (-114*C) Ethyl Alcohol freezes. Canadians get
frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460* Fahrenheit (-273*C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500* Fahrenheit (-295* C) Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple
Leafs win the Stanley Cup!

[Jon]

;D LMAO

*wonders is Jamie didn't change the team name from Montreal Canadians to Toronto Maple Leafs